By Craig P. Dixon, southcoast247.com correspondent Social Commentary 95
January 23, 2007
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to this week’s Craig Cares. I’m Craig Dixon.
Before reading this article, I direct your attention to this link. Watch the video. Then feel free to move on.
Now, if you’re a card-carrying conservative piece of shit, you probably
enjoyed that clip. I suggest you immediately stop reading this article,
turn on FOX News, and delude yourself to your heart’s content. If your
stomach starts to turn after hours upon hours of hateful garbage, just
imagine you’re blowing Bill O’Reilly. That’ll cure what ails ya. Hs
ejaculate is as good as milk of magnesia. That’s what Ann Coulter tells me.
However, if you’re on my team, the left, or even consider yourself
centrist, stick around. You might like this.
From the very beginning of this news clip, we know many things.
A) The reporter leading in on the story is extremely uncomfortable. He stutters.
Misses some lines.
B) FOX hates Moslems.
C) And Africans.
D) And Democrats.
E) And Indonesians.
F) And the Saudis.
G) And Blacks.
H) And those with Common Sense.
I) And Children.
J) And Parents.
K) And Jews. (Unless you’re Joe Lieberman. Kiss the Prez again, Judas.)
Basically, if you’re not rich, white, and Republican, or poor and extremely
dumb, FOX, and that behind the scenes douche bag Rupert Murdoch, hate you.
Watching this clip reveals the prejudice, the hatred, the fear and
overwhelming far-right wing stance of FOX News. And it infuriates me.
Listening from the beginning, we’re led to believe that backers of Senator
Clinton have dug up this “scandalous” information on Obama, in an effort to
draw away potential financial backers. This information, however, isn’t
exactly hiding in the closet. It’s out there for inquiring minds to find.
I don’t believe Senator Clinton’s people dug up this info. FOX News did,
and blamed it on the Clinton camp.
Now, why would a Conservative mouthpiece do such a thing?
From the moment someone found out Obama was a viable Presidential
candidate, and that his middle name was Hussein, FOX has been taking
potshot after potshot at the Illinois Senator. It’s obvious FOX is using
this information in an attempt to pull votes from Obama in the hope that
Hilary will win the Democratic Nomination. The statistic is that roughly 50
percent of DEMOCRATS won’t vote for Senator Clinton. Period. She’s a losing
horse.
So why not pit her against a spineless marionette doll like McCain? He’ll
beat her in a landslide.
Now we know why they’re smearing Obama. It’s the way they’re going about it
that’s so disturbing.
Why is it “a problem” that, as a child, Obama was brought up Moslem and
attended Madrassa? What’s the big deal about coke experimentation in high
school? His Nigerian father? Why, when they mention his Born-Again
Christian status, they refer to him as “not a regular parishioner”?
Last I checked, religion and state are separate. And when you’re a kid, you
don’t make decisions. Decisions are made FOR you. As for coke
experimentation: One could ask our current Prez all about that. And I
seriously doubt he attends his home church on a regular basis.
Watching this clip, I’m lead to believe that the people at FOX News are
spiteful, hateful pricks, totally lacking in journalistic integrity.
They’re nothing but a trashy Conservative tabloid. It’s rather ironic that
they take shots at The New York Times and Barack Obama for journalistic
faux pas. At least The Times takes responsibility for their fuck ups.
A multicultural, multiethnic man of varied experience is exactly the leader
this country needs. That said, I’ve decided to humbly endorse Sen. Obama’s
possible candidacy.
You can, too.
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to this week’s Craig Cares. I’m Craig Dixon.
Before reading this article, I direct your attention to this link. Watch 
